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I have made the conscious decision that when i die they are to bury me face down so the whole damn world can KISS MY CRACKED, HAIRY, FAT, NASTY, SMELLY, PIMPLED, WRINKLED, DROOPY, DRIPPY, SHIT-ENCRUSTED ASS!!!!!
whew...that felt good [img]redface.gif[/img]
DAVE!!
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Dave reminded me of this song..*G*
Woke up this morning, put on my slippers
went to the kitchen and died
And oh what a feeling when my soul went through the celing
and on up in to heaven I did rise
When I got there they did say John it happened this-a-way
you slipped upon the floor and hit your head
And all the angels say just before you passed away
these are the very last words that you said
Please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground
I'd rather have 'em cut me up and pass me all around
Throw my brains in a huricane
The blind can have my eyes
'deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwakee if they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box just get 'em out'a here
Venus de milo can have my arms
Look out! I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junk man
And give my love to Rose
Give my feet to the foot-loose
careless fancy free
Give my knees to the needy
don't 'cha pull that stuff on me
(Send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass good-bye)
heidi...will u marry me? [img]redface.gif[/img]
No..but im not against living In Sin.. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Just met someone..or talked online to someone..who just <font size=4>totally got</font><font size=18> on your NERVES</font>??..i mean to the point their name even bugged the shit outta you..you see their nic on here..or msn..or yahoo..and you wanna just reach out and grab them..and slam there face into the screen??? [img]eek.gif[/img]
anyone????
<font color="#0C6C50" size="1">[ February 21, 2003 12:48 PM: Message edited by: Blazey ]</font>
cool- your place or mine? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
hmm..well I live in a condo building....not too big but has an indoor pool.....whatcha got to offer over there..You say feather bed..Im there bebe!
Heidi..you have no idea....we are talking beautiful old farmhouse on the beach..antiques..a barn..its fantastic..i have seen pictures...and i'll lay you odds..he has a feather bed too..*G..dave is a catch ladies...ya'll just dont know it yet.. [img]wink.gif[/img] I still have the dried peach roses to prove what a romantic sweet thoughtful person he is.. [img]redface.gif[/img]